With less effort put in than you expect from a high class non-fungible T-shirt, this shirt is sure to bring you to the bank (to close your account). Blow your life savings today on the shirt all the Youtube finance guys are raving about: The Hyperballistic Productions NFT Dog. Much like the art design process of CryptoZoo, we used a pre-made dog graphic offered by Canva. You could make your own in like 5 minutes, but with the money that these limited edition shirts will make for you (inexplicably), you need not think twice about buying as many as you can afford! 

(Hyperballistic Productions does not provide financial advice or recommendations of any sort. Each NFT Dog T-shirt is unique to your shipping address, name, order of print, and time of order/shipment. This ensures that each shirt non-fungible to these parameters.)

Hyperballistic Productions is a proud customer of Silicon Valley Bank. "Silicon Valley Bank. Let the Feds do it for you."

Disclosures from the bank:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!